joke...

Q: How many women on FERTILITY MEDS does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman's Answer:

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house
knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb
is
BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able
to
find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the
SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle
of
God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand
on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME
SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S
A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A
FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN
THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET me started ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET
PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?